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It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.Ronald Reagan
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.Ronald Reagan
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.Ronald Reagan
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How can a president not be an actor?Ronald Reagan
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Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more yearsRonald Reagan
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Facts are stubborn thingsRonald Reagan
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statementRonald Reagan
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The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most peopleE. B. White
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.E. B. White
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a carE. B. White
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Be obscure clearlyE. B. White
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Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answerWilliam S. Burroughs
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Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.William S. Burroughs
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager'William S. Burroughs
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Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizingWilliam S. Burroughs
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Gütige Herzen altern nieNiccolò Tommaseo
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Echtem Scherz liegt Ernst zugrundeNovalis Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 25. März 1801) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Vielleicht ist das Lachen eine der größten Erfindungen GottesEphraim Kishon
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Hüte dich vor Leuten, die überhaupt nicht oder über alles lachen.Adlai Ewing Stevenson junior
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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice - they just want quietBill Cosby
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfectBenny Hill
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace PrizeSteven Wright
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you triedSteven Wright
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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?Steven Wright
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we metSteven Wright
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