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The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a ratLily Tomlin
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.George Carlin
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Some people see things that are and ask, 'Why?' Some people dream of things that never were and ask, 'Why not?' Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quitGeorge Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organizationGeorge Carlin
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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.Ellen DeGeneres
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You're only as good as your last haircutFran Lebowitz
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about itDennis Miller
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There cannot be a crisis next week - my schedule is already fullHenry Alfred Kissinger
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have childrenSamuel Butler d.J.
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard itLaurence J. Peter
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?Margaret Smith
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she isEllen DeGeneres
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks firstGeorge Carlin
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with meElayne Boosler
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside downMitch Hedberg
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I was born in very sorry circumstances - both of my parents were very sorryNorman Wisdom
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I used to sell furniture for a living - the trouble was, it was my ownLes Dawson
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I have never been hurt by what I have not saidCalvin Coolidge
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're deadSamuel Goldwyn
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I cannot sing, dance or act - what else would I be but a talk show hostDavid Letterman
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He taught me housekeeping - when I divorce I keep the houseZsa Zsa Gabor
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Guilt is the gift that keeps on givingErma Bombeck
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the companyMark Twain Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 21. April 1910) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyesJim Carrey
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your heightCasey Stengel
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The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptionsOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are movingOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trustOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happinessOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Life is painting a picture, not doing a sumOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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If I were dying my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown endOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my napOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something elseOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Don't be "consistent" but be simple trueOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Old age is fifteen years older than I amOliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. Oktober 1894) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Wüssten wir, wie sehr wir einander fehlen werden, wir gingen behutsamer miteinander umElse Pannek
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Behandle deine Freunde wie Familie und deine Familie wie FreundeMichele Slung
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Was willst du eigentlich? Frage dich das in einer ruhigen Stunde und gib aufrichtig AntwortCarl Hilty Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 12. Oktober 1909) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Beurteile Menschen nicht nach ihrem Schicksal, sondern danach, wie sie es meistern
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Das Glück ist Zufriedenheit, verpackt in Freundlichkeit und HumorChristian Morgenstern Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 31. März 1914) Zur Autorenbiographie
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimistsDonald Robert Perry Marquis Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 29. Dezember 1937) Zur Autorenbiographie
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A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the countryDonald Robert Perry Marquis Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 29. Dezember 1937) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterdayDonald Robert Perry Marquis Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 29. Dezember 1937) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for youDelmore Schwartz
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The best mannered people make the most absurd loversDenis Diderot Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 31. Juli 1784)
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.Ronald Reagan
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.Ronald Reagan
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One picture is worth thousand denialsRonald Reagan
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It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.Ronald Reagan
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.Ronald Reagan
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.Ronald Reagan
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How can a president not be an actor?Ronald Reagan
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Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more yearsRonald Reagan
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Facts are stubborn thingsRonald Reagan
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statementRonald Reagan
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The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most peopleE. B. White
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.E. B. White
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a carE. B. White
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Be obscure clearlyE. B. White
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Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answerWilliam S. Burroughs
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Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.William S. Burroughs
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager'William S. Burroughs
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Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizingWilliam S. Burroughs
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Gütige Herzen altern nieNiccolò Tommaseo
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Echtem Scherz liegt Ernst zugrundeNovalis Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 25. März 1801) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Vielleicht ist das Lachen eine der größten Erfindungen GottesEphraim Kishon
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Hüte dich vor Leuten, die überhaupt nicht oder über alles lachen.Adlai Ewing Stevenson junior
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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice - they just want quietBill Cosby
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfectBenny Hill
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace PrizeSteven Wright
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you triedSteven Wright
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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?Steven Wright
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we metSteven Wright
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of itP. J. O'Rourke
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That's the great thing about a tractor: You can't really hear the phone ringJeff Foxworthy
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Food is an important part of a balanced dietFran Lebowitz
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Fremd ist der Fremde nur in der FremdeKarl Valentin Anfrage erfolglos, Abmahnungen bekannt: Karl Valentin ist nicht im Spruch-Archiv erlaubt.
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Bewunderung ist glückliche Selbstverlorenheit, Neid ist unglückliche SelbstbehauptungSøren Aabye Kierkegaard Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist Zur Autorenbiographie
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I have a new philosophy: I'm only going to dread one day at a timeCharles M. Schulz
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad televisionWoody Allen
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroomBob Hope
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If your parents never had children, chances are ... neither will youDick Cavett
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answerYogi Berra
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specificLily Tomlin
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I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the foodW.C. Fields
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Es ist gut, wenn man alle Regeln beachtet, solange man jung ist, damit man die Kraft hat, sie zu brechen, wenn man alt istMark Twain Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 21. April 1910) Zur Autorenbiographie
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladderAlfred Hitchcock
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Wenn man etwas mit ganzer Seele für eine Sache tut, ist es das nachträglich immer wertRobert Musil Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 15. April 1942) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loserVince Lombardi
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Gambling is the sure way of getting nothing for somethingWilson Mizner Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 3. April 1933) Zur Autorenbiographie
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.Woody Allen
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleepW.C. Fields
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happySpike Milligan
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a babyNatalie Wood
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The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorerJoan Collins
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is marriedHenry Louis Mencken
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy meFred Allen
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That's the secret to life replace one worry with anotherCharles M. Schulz
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