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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad televisionWoody Allen
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroomBob Hope
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If your parents never had children, chances are ... neither will youDick Cavett
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specificLily Tomlin
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I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the foodW.C. Fields
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Es ist gut, wenn man alle Regeln beachtet, solange man jung ist, damit man die Kraft hat, sie zu brechen, wenn man alt istMark Twain Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 21. April 1910) Zur Autorenbiographie
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladderAlfred Hitchcock
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Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loserVince Lombardi
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.Woody Allen
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleepW.C. Fields
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happySpike Milligan
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy meFred Allen
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That's the secret to life replace one worry with anotherCharles M. Schulz
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I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to itCharles M. Schulz
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I love mankind - it's people I can't standCharles M. Schulz
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I think 'serial monogamy' says it allTracey Ullman
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Include me outSamuel Goldwyn
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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longerDan Quisenberry
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Age is not important unless you're a cheeseHelen Hayes
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?Phyllis Diller
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TV is chewing gum for the eyesFrank Lloyd Wright
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Da fällt es schwer, keine Satire zu schreibenJuvenal
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found themRodney Dangerfield
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I never drink water - I'm afraid it will become habit-formingW.C. Fields
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The superfluous is a very necessary thingFrançois-Marie Arouet Voltaire Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 30. Mai 1778) Zur Autorenbiographie
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