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Joha
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Those who drink get drunk. Those who get drunk go to sleep. Those who go to sleep don't sin. Those who don't sin go to heaven. So let's all drink and go to heaven!
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Every time someone says "expect the unexpected" the best coure of action is to test that quote by punching them in the face.
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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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If life doesn't give you water and sugar with the lemons your lemonade is gonna be terrible.
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Sometimes, your mouth is like a zipper - by the time you realize it's open, it has already embarrassed you.Susan Gale
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You can carry a rabbit's foot for luck, but remember: It didn't work for the rabbit.
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You can't see which grass is greener Chances are it's neither, and either way it's easier To see the difference, when you're sitting on the fenceTim Minchin - The Fence
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There's no place like home. So etwas wie Zuhause gibt es nicht.Johanna Füracker Nichtkommerzielle Verwendung des Spruches mit Autorenangabe ausdrücklich erlaubt Zur Autorenbiographie
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[...] unwilling to make sacrifices. That's what makes you weak.Magneto in "X-Men"
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[...] words are knieves and often leave scars.Panic! At The Disco - This Is Gospel
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If you love me, let me go.Panic! At The Disco - This Is Gospel
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Man sollte einfach danach streben, zu allen gleich unfreundlich zu sein.Hertha in "Die Känguru-Offenbarung" von Marc-Uwe Kling
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Life [...] loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.Marvin in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it, too?from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
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"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
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The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell.Imagine Dragons - It's time
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So gentlemen, if you are going to preach, for God's sake, preach with convictionPanic! At The Disco - I Constantly Thank God For Esteban
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It's not so pleasant And it's not so conventional It sure as hell ain't normal But we deal, we dealPanic! At The Disco - Camisado
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We're still so young, but desperate for attentionPanic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage
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And we're all too small to talk to God Yes, we're all too smart to talk to GodPanic! At The Disco - Behind The Sea
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There is simply nothing worse Than knowing how it endsPanic! At The Disco - The Calendar
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If you're gonna be the death of me, that's how I wanna goPanic! At The Disco - Collar Full
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Love is not a choicePanic! At The Disco - Girls/Girls/Boys
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The girl that you love [...] knows you don't.Panic! At The Disco - Girl That You Love
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