Gott ist ein fieses Kind, das mit 'nem Brennglas auf einem Ameisenhaufen hockt und ich bin die Ameise. Er könnte mein Leben in fünf Minuten wieder in Ordnung bringen, aber anstatt dessen verbrennt er nur die Fühler und sieht zu wie ich verbrenne.
Other people want idiotic crap like getting married and having babies with the man they've loved for five years. But not me, Bruce! Just give me the boat!
Parting your soup is not a miracle Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.
