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Tanja |
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere... - you may be dead.
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Zitate
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Tanja |
Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.
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Geld, Zitate
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Tanja |
Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?
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Zitate
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Tanja |
To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely.
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Zitate
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Tanja |
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
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Zitate
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Tanja |
Don't let age get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
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Alter, Zitate
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Tanja |
The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.
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Zitate
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Tanja |
I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
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Zitate, Autofahren
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