I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
It's hiding in the dark It's teeth are razor sharp There's no escape for me It wants my soul, It wants my heart No one can hear me scream Maybe it's just a dream Or maybe it's inside of me Stop this monster!
Anwalt: "Haben Sie denn Ihrem säumigen Schuldner die Rechnungen vorgelegt?" Mandant: "Ja, natürlich." Anwalt: "Und was hat er gesagt?" Mandant: "Ich soll mich zum Teufel scheren." Anwalt: "Und was taten Sie dann?" Mandant: "Ich kam sofort zu Ihnen!"