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Wenn ich groß bin, lese ich keine Zeitung, beschäftige mich nicht mit schwierigen Problemen und gehe nicht wählen. Auf diese Weise kann ich mich beschweren, dass die Regierung mich nicht vertritt. Und wenn alles den Bach runtergeht, kann ich sagen, dass das System versagt hat, und so meinen Mangel an Engagement rechtfertigen.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" von Bill Watterson
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Hast du dir je die Frage gestellt, ob dein Spiegelbild auf der Wasseroberfläche real und du nur eine Reflektion von ihm bist?Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" von Bill Watterson
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If you ask a mom, you get a worst-case scenario.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Oh, großer Altar der passiven Unterhaltung, gewähre mir deine verwirrenden Bilder in solchem Tempo, dass lineares Denken unmöglich wird.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" von Bill Watterson
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Reality continues to ruin my life.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be humanHobbes in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worseCalvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and directionCalvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact usCalvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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I don't remember much of anything until I was three years old. Half of my life is a complete blank! I must've been brainwashed. Good heavens, what kind of sicko would brainwash an infant? And what did I know what someone wanted me to forget? Boy, am I mysterious.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place. – That's why animals are so soft and huggy.from "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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I think the night is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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