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Tanja
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.Weinberg's first Law
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Jingle
A computer without Microsoft is like ice cream without ketchup
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Andreas
The Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree.”
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Andreas
Programmers usually have good reasons for making bad decisions
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Andreas
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weightBill Gates
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Andreas
Debugging code is at least twice as hard as writing it in the first place. Therefore, if you write a program as cleverly as possible you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.Brian W. Kernighan
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Xian
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.Mitchell Kapor
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Tanja
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.Pablo Picasso
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skyburner
Programming is similar to sex. If you make a mistake, you have to support it for the rest of your life
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Tanja
The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the rubbishy thing ever since.
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Tanja
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.Joseph Weizenbaum
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Andreas
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
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Tanja
There are over 2.7 billion seachers performed on Google each month. To whom were these questions addressed B.G. (before Google)?
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Tanja
Keyboard not found. Press any key to continueMicrosoft Windows
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Jenly
I live in a very small house but my windows look out on a very lage world
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Jenly
If you don't want to receive spam, don't connect to the Internet, or don't have an e-mail address
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Tanja
Who is General Failure? And why is he reading my harddisk?
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Lord Bhonsai
Why use Windows when there are enough doors?
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SFN
Microsoft is not the answer, it's the question and the answer is 'no'
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SFN
Intel inside is the most often used warning label all around the world.
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SFN
The nice thing about Windows is – It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
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SFN
Linux is like a wigwam: No windows, no Gates, Apache inside.
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Jessie
What goes up, must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Jingle
Windows is not a virus: A virus is small and efficient
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Jingle
Windows – the only virus with a GUI
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