Joha
A cat. It does not hate you because of your ethnicity, your sexuality, you gender, your appeareance or your religion. It hates you because it's a cat.
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Joha
My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Pretty much the same thing.
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Joha
s[he's] br[ok]en.
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Joha
You give me the feeling people write novels about. Criminal novels with serial killers for main characters.
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Joha
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
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Joha
This is nothing personal, but - I hope you step on a LEGO.
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Joha
I'm not pregnant. Just fat.
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Joha
We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your stupid ass.
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Joha
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
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Joha
When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them "No, I went to films".Quentin Tarantino
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Joha
The moment when that little voice in your head says: "Yep - you're going to Hell."
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Joha
I'm not hungry. But I'm bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
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Joha
I would die for you. But if you ask me to, you're not worth it.
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Joha
Sarcasm - because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
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Joha
I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.Robert Downey jr.
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Quotus
She had blue skin. And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by - and never knew.
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Loa
Sei leise beim Schlafen gehen, das Monster unter deinem Bett schläft schon.Lotte Albrecht Nichtkommerzielle Verwendung des Spruches mit Autorenangabe ausdrücklich erlaubt Zur Autorenbiographie
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Stephie
Ich muss nicht immer im Mittelpunkt stehen - sitzen geht auch
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Stasch
Die Lücke, die du hinterlässt, ersetzt dich vollkommen
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Trennung
Loa
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like: "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm white, black and asian."
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Joha
God prefers kind atheists over hateful christians.
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Diskriminierung , Homosexualität
Loa
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
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Joha
I see everything. That is my curse.according to Holmes in "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows"
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Joha
Liebe ist nicht weil. Liebe ist schon gar nicht obwohl. Liebe ist einfach.Johanna Füracker Nichtkommerzielle Verwendung des Spruches mit Autorenangabe ausdrücklich erlaubt Zur Autorenbiographie
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Joha
It ain't about all the friends you've made But the graffiti they write on your graveMy Chemical Romance - Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back
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