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Sprüche in der Kategorie 'Alle Sprüche'
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Jenly  |
A hug is a great gift
- one size fits all
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Jenly |
I'm on a gin and tonic diet
– so far I've lost two days
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Essen, Figur, Alkohol
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Jenly |
My mind not only wanders
it sometimes leaves completely
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Jenly |
God couldn't be everywhere
so he made grandmothers
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Muttertag
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Jenly |
Save the earth
– it's the only planet with chocolate
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Jenly |
Mothers are angels in training
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Muttertag
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Jenly |
Friends like you don't grow on trees
I know that this is true
But if friends were flowers
there is no doubt how quickly I'd pick you
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Jenly |
Because we can't call people without wings angels
we call them friends
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Jenly |
Love conquers all things
– even snorring
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Jenly |
I never met a calorie I didn't like
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Essen, Figur
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Jenly |
Real women don't have hot flushes
they have power surges
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Essen, Figur
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Jenly |
You can't scare me
– I have children
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Muttertag
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Jenly |
Nobody notices what I do
until I don't do it.
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Jenly |
I'd let myself go
but I've already gone
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Jenly |
Nine lives and I had to choose this one
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Jenly |
Mothers of little boys
work from son up to son down
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Muttertag
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Jenly |
You'll always be my friend
– you know too much
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Jenly |
People who don't like cats
were probably mice in an earlyer life
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Katzen, Tiere
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Jenly |
Dull women have immaculate houses
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Muttertag
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Jenly |
Anyone can be a father
but it takes someone special to be a Daddy
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Vatertag
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Jenly |
When I count my blessings
I always count you twice
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Muttertag
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Jenly |
There's nothing better than a good friend
- except a good friend with chocolate
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Jenly |
Don't try to understand me
just love me
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Jenly |
Grow old with me the best yet to come
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Jenly |
Retirement is when you stop living at work
and start warking at living
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