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Kamikaze
85% der Frauen finden ihren Arsch zu dick, 10% finden ihren Arsch zu dünn. 5% finden ihn so ok wie er ist und sind froh, dass sie ihn geheiratet haben.
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Ehe , typisch Mann
Tanja
90 percent of baseball is mental; the other half is physical.Yogi Berra
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Calleigh
98% of all statistics are made up.
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Arne Arotnow
99,99 % aller Menschen sind wohl nicht das, was sie gerne wären. Das erklärt so einiges.Arne Arotnow Nichtkommerzielle Verwendung des Spruches mit Autorenangabe ausdrücklich erlaubt
Mirea
A bear or a deer, too, has got to be scared of a coward the same as a brave man has got to be.William Faulkner
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Calleigh
A beautiful face is nothing with an ugly personality.
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Calleigh
A bend in the road is not the end of the road, unless you fail to make the turn.
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Tanja
A bep liv, marc'h mat A bep bro, tud vat. (In allen Farben gibt es gute Pferde, von allen Ländern gute Leute.)bretonisches Sprichwort Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung
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Sprichwörtliches , Pferde
Mirea
A best friend is someone who screams „I love you!“ in the hallways, not caring if anyone thinks you’re a lesbian
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Homosexualität
Calleigh
A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.Joey Adams
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Mirea
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Tanja
A bird that flies from the ground onto an anthill does not know that it is still on the ground.Nigerian proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Calleigh
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.Chinese Proverb
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Calleigh
A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul.Franz Kafka Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 3. Juni 1924) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Joha
A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?from the card game "Magic"
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bruecke
A broken friendship may be soldered but will never besound
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zerbrochene Freundschaft
Joha
A broken heart is like a broken mirror: Better you leave it broken than hurt yourself, trying to fix it.
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Mirea
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.Robert Anson Heinlein
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Xian
A buen hambre no hay pan duro (Hunger ist der beste Koch)spanisches Sprichwort Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Mirea
A building gets torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything: families. Friends. Feelings. But now I know that, sometimes, if love proves real, two people who are meant to be together - nothing can keep them apart.Sarah in "The Crow"
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Jessie
A butterfly can change the world Let me be this butterfly
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Xian
A carefully placed 'Eh?' is worth a thousand words.Jean Poutine
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Joha
A cat. It does not hate you because of your ethnicity, your sexuality, you gender, your appeareance or your religion. It hates you because it's a cat.
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Calleigh
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.Fred Allen
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Hexe
A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He says "I was beaten." He does not say "My men were beaten". Thus speaks a real man.Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 31. Juli 1944) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Jingle
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.Groucho Marx
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Joha
A child's voice, however, honest and true, is meaningless to those who have forgotten how to listen.Dumbledore in "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
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Kinder , aus Film und Fernsehen
Mirea
A child's spirit is like a child, you cannot catch it by running after it; you must stand still, and, for love, it will soon itself come back.Rebecca Nurse in "The Crucible" by Arthur Miller
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Kinder , aus Büchern , Erziehung , Erwachsenwerden
Mirea
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.Mark Twain Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 21. April 1910) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Zitate , Lesen
buki
A close mouth and open eyes never did anyone harm.
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Mirea
A cobbler should stick to his last.English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Mirea
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.Robert Anson Heinlein
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Tanja
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.Joseph Weizenbaum
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Jingle
A computer without Microsoft is like ice cream without ketchup
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Computer
Jingle
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Arthur Bloch
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Mirea
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away.Marla Singer in "Fight Club"
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Sex , Zeitkritik , aus Film und Fernsehen
Joha
A cow is a cow even if you call it beef.from "The Humans" by Matt Haig
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aus Büchern
Xian
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the braveMahatma Gandhi Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 30. Januar 1948)
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venus
A curve is the loveliest distance between two points.Mae West
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Joy
A dance is like conversation except you never nead to make a soundaus "Die kleine Meerjungfrau"
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Mirea
A danger foreseen is a danger avoided.English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Calleigh
A day is eternity's seed, and we are its gardeners.Erika Harris
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Tanja
A day is one rotation of the earth around its axis. God created the universe within 6 days. Before he created the universe, how did he know, how long one day was?
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.Steve Martin
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Tanja
A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman.George Bernard Shaw Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 2. November 1950) Zur Autorenbiographie
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BrunoVomHumor-Depot
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the countryDonald Robert Perry Marquis Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 29. Dezember 1937) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Mirea
A differenza delle altre malattie la vita è sempre mortale. (Im Unterschied zu anderen Krankheiten, ist das Leben immer tödlich.)Italo Svevo Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 13. September 1928)
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Gesundheit , Zitate
Mirea
A dios rogando y con el mazo dando. (Zu Gott betend und mit dem Hammer gebend.)spanisches Sprichwort Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Jingle
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the tripCaskie Stinnett
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Jingle
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her ageRobert Frost
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Zitate , Erinnerung , Vergessen
Mirea
A dog does not eat a dog.English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Mirea
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.Orlando Aloysius Battista
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Tiere , Hunde
Mirea
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley
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Su-Ki
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true.
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Calleigh
A dream has power to poison sleep.Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Jellyfish
A dream is endless. A day, is lost in hours. Tell me, then, which is more valuable? If I could dream forever I would... but there must be some reason I choose to wake.
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Saskia
A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline.Harvey Mackay
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Nischa
A dream is a wish your heart makes
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Mirea
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.Yoko Ono
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Ellie
A drop in the ocean, a change in the weather. I was praying that you and me might end up together. It's like a wishing for rain as I stand in the desert. But I'm holding you closer than most 'cause you are my heaven.Ron Pope
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A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.Stewart Alsop
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Tanja
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.George Bernard Shaw Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 2. November 1950) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Tanja
A fiancé is neither this nor that: he’s left one shore, but not yet reached the other.Anton Chekhov Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 15. Juli 1904) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Jenly
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain accompained by a force nine gale
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Tanja
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.George Bernard Shaw Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 2. November 1950) Zur Autorenbiographie
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A free market was never ment to be a free licence to take whatever you can get however you can get.Barack Obama
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Mirea
A friend in need is a friend indeedEnglish proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Katharieni
A friend is a person who knows the melody of your heart and plays it to you if you have forgotten it
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Jingle
A friend is someone who'll bail you outta jail But a best friend is the one sittin next to you sayin "that kicked ass, awesome"
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Jenly
A friend is, as it were a second self
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Calleigh
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.Donna Roberts
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Joy
A friendly joke can open heart and ears
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jule
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
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Joha
A fruit must rot before its seed can sprout.from the card game "Magic"
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Mirea
A generation which ignores history has no past – and no future.Robert Anson Heinlein
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Mirea
A gentleman can live through anything.William Faulkner
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Tanja
A goal is a dream with a deadline.Napoleon Hill
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Mirea
A golden key can open any door.English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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A good anger acted upon is beautiful as lightning and swift with power. A good anger swallowed clots the blood like slime.Marge Piercy
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Saskia
A good book should leave you slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it.William Styron
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Joha
A good death is its own reward.Faora in "Man of Steel"
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buki
A good dog deserves a good bone.English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Artemis
A good friend will keep your secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.
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Katharieni
A good friend is one who knowes you past, believes in you future and likes you how you are today
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pinky
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.Irish Proverb
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Jenly
A good laugh heals a lot of hurtsMadeleine L'Engle
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Tanja
A good man fights for himself and his, a great man fights for everyone else.Philip DeFranco
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Joha
A good man would have done as you did. [...] But a great man would have stopped the attack from happening at all.King Sharaman in "Prince of Persia"
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anonym
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.Sallust
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Tanja
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
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buki
A good rest is half the work.
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Tanja
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.Edgar W. Howe
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Jessie
A good soldier ist not violent A good fighter is not angry A good winner ist not vengeful
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Tanja
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrongMilton Berle
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Tanja
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.George Bernard Shaw Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 2. November 1950) Zur Autorenbiographie
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BrunoVomHumor-Depot
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to successRobert Orben
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pinky
A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles.
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Joha
A great man would've stopped what he knew to be wrong, no matter who was ordering him.King Sharaman in "Prince of Persia"
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Jessie
A great warrior? War does not make one greatYoda in "Star Wars V - The Empire strikes back"
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Bianky
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other.. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.Dave Matthews Band