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Jenly
Don't do decaf
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Jenly
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today
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Jenly
I made a wish and you came true
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Jenly
Home is where the hugs are
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Jenly
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden
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Geschwister
Jenly
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among the starsLes Brown
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Jenly
When in doubt, add more wine
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Jenly
I tried jogging but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass
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Jenly
Good girls keep diaries; bad girls don't want any evidence
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Jenly
A new pair of shoes can change your whole lifeCinderella
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Zitate
Jenly
Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862
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Tanzen
Jenly
If you're smoking in this house you better be on fire
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Jenly
I love mornings – I just wish they came later in the day
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Jenly
Excuse the mess We want you to feel at home
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Jenly
I don't need your attitude - I already have one
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Jenly
I follow two diets - one doesn't give me enough to eat
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
It was the perfect Irish marriage – she didn't want to and he couldn't
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Jenly
An Irish politician is a man of few words – but he uses them often.
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Jenly
Some people don't like the Irish but we're very popular among ourselves.
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Jenly
An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.
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Jenly
My father had a profound influence on me – he was lunatic
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Jenly
If bullshit was music, that fellows word be a brass band
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Jenly
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain accompained by a force nine gale
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Jenly
The Irish climate is wonderful but the weather ruins it
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Jenly
I'm an athiest, thank god
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