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Jenly
I'm not overweight I'm under tallGarfield
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
One in four people are unbalanced Think of three friends, if they seem OK you're the one
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Jenly
A hug is a great gift - one size fits all
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Jenly
I'm on a gin and tonic diet – so far I've lost two days
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Essen , Figur , Alkohol
Jenly
My mind not only wanders it sometimes leaves completely
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Jenly
God couldn't be everywhere so he made grandmothers
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Muttertag
Jenly
Save the earth – it's the only planet with chocolate
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Jenly
Mothers are angels in training
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Muttertag
Jenly
Friends like you don't grow on trees I know that this is true But if friends were flowers there is no doubt how quickly I'd pick you
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Jenly
Because we can't call people without wings angels we call them friends
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Jenly
Love conquers all things – even snorring
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Jenly
I never met a calorie I didn't like
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Jenly
Real women don't have hot flushes they have power surges
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Jenly
You can't scare me – I have children
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Jenly
Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it.
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Jenly
I'd let myself go but I've already gone
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Jenly
Nine lives and I had to choose this one
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Jenly
Mothers of little boys work from son up to son down
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Muttertag
Jenly
You'll always be my friend – you know too much
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Jenly
People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlyer life
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Jenly
Dull women have immaculate houses
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Jenly
Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a Daddy
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Vatertag
Jenly
When I count my blessings I always count you twice
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Muttertag
Jenly
There's nothing better than a good friend - except a good friend with chocolate
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Jenly
Don't try to understand me just love me
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