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Jenly
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm
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Jenly
You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince
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There are speacial people who touch our lives in a certain way and having known them we will never be the same
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Jenly
Love for a daughter is like a rose, each passing day it grows and grows
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Jenly
Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loud, work hard, give friendly and be kind
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Jenly
I do not suffer from stress, but I am a carrier
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Jenly
If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
When friends meet hearts warm
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Jenly
Every day is a gift - that is why we call it the present
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Jenly
Three things real men can't say: "I'm wrong" "I'm lost" "I can't fix it"
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Jenly
I keep losing weight but it keeps finding me
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
You're nobody until you've been ignored by a cat
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
Mum's are like buttons – they hold things together
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Jenly
A successfull man makes more money than his wife can spend A successfull woman is one who can find such a man
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Geld
Jenly
Warning: I have attitude and I know how to use it
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Jenly
Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers – walking up does
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Jenly
I didn't say it was your fault, I say I was going to blame you
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Jenly
Just when I'm about to make ends meet, someone moves the ends
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Jenly
Don't start with me – you will not win
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Jenly
The years have been kind to you – it's the weekends that have done the damage
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Jenly
Home is where your cat is
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Abschied , Trennung
Jenly
I've one nerve left and you're getting on it
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Jenly
I used to have a handle on life - but it broke
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Jenly
Stress is when your tummy says "no way" and your mouth says "no problem"
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