Sprüche
Jenly
Lord, if you won't make me skinny, please make my friends fat
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
Cleaning the house when kids are growing is like shoveling snow when it's still snowing
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Muttertag
Jenly
Born free now I'm expensive
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Jenly
I may always be late – but I'm worth the wait
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Jenly
I'm not overweight I'm under tallGarfield
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Jenly
One in four people are unbalanced Think of three friends, if they seem OK you're the one
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Jenly
A hug is a great gift - one size fits all
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Jenly
I'm on a gin and tonic diet – so far I've lost two days
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Essen , Figur , Alkohol
Jenly
My mind not only wanders it sometimes leaves completely
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Jenly
God couldn't be everywhere so he made grandmothers
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Jenly
Save the earth – it's the only planet with chocolate
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Jenly
Mothers are angels in training
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Muttertag
Jenly
Friends like you don't grow on trees I know that this is true But if friends were flowers there is no doubt how quickly I'd pick you
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Jenly
Because we can't call people without wings angels we call them friends
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Jenly
Love conquers all things – even snorring
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Jenly
I never met a calorie I didn't like
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Jenly
Real women don't have hot flushes they have power surges
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Jenly
You can't scare me – I have children
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Jenly
Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it.
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Jenly
I'd let myself go but I've already gone
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Jenly
Nine lives and I had to choose this one
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Jenly
Mothers of little boys work from son up to son down
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Jenly
You'll always be my friend – you know too much
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Jenly
People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlyer life
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
Dull women have immaculate houses
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Muttertag
Jenly
Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a Daddy
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Vatertag
Jenly
When I count my blessings I always count you twice
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Muttertag
Jenly
There's nothing better than a good friend - except a good friend with chocolate
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Jenly
Don't try to understand me just love me
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Jenly
Grow old with me the best yet to come
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Jenly
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start warking at living
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Jenly
If mothers were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick
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Jenly
If we can put a man on the moon how came we can't put them all there
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Jenly
If your dog thinks you're the best don't seek a second opinion
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Tiere
Jenly
Friends are the familiy we choose for ourselves
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Jenly
You can touch the dust but please don't write in it
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Jenly
Friends are like flowers, they brighten your day
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Jenly
I would be unstoppable - if I could just get started
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Jenly
Mothers hold their children hands a while and their hearts forever
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Kinder , Familie , Babys , Muttertag
Jenly
Some people make the world more special just by being in it
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Muttertag
Joy
Ich habe alles, was ich will und brauche – nur nicht das Gefühl, etwas davon selbst erreicht zu habenMarie Methfessel Nichtkommerzielle Verwendung des Spruches mit Autorenangabe ausdrücklich erlaubt Zur Autorenbiographie
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Natsuki
Schwache Hunde bellen oftaus "Perfekt Girl" von Tomoko Hayakawa
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Tiere , aus Mangas oder Anime , Hunde
Daniel
Tötet sie alle! Gott wird die Seinen schon erkennen.Arnaldus Amalric Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 1225) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Zitate
Josi
Irgendwann sagt man: "Für immer" Irgendwann sagt man: "Machs gut." Und wer sagt: "So ist das eben", der weiß nicht, wie weh das tut!
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Liebeskummer
Josi
Wasser, Mauern, Hindernisse. Was für den einen unüberwindbar scheint, durchschreitet der andere fast mühelos. Alles eine Frage der Perspektive.
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Josi
Da ist ein Land der Lebenden und ein Land der Toten, die Brücke zwischen ihnen ist die Liebe, das einzig Bleibende, der eizige Sinn. Doch ohne sie fällt man in ein tiefes, endloses Loch.
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Joy
Der Schein der Seele, sei er nun "gut" oder "schlecht" begnügt sich nicht allein mit unserem Innerem er strömt durch unsere Augen und greift auf unsere Hülle über auf unsere Umwelt Und das macht jeden so besonders und schön Denn eine "schlechte" Seele gibt es nicht
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Drakula
Das Böse liegt im Auge des Betrachters.
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Joy
Jeder Mensch hat etwas schönes an sich
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Jessie
Wenn man unversönlich ist, dann ist es, als ob man Gift trinkt und darauf wartet, dass der andere stirbtaus "Ghost Whisperer"
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