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This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me
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Jenly
A man's got to do what a man's got to do A woman must do what he can't
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Jenly
Chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy
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Jenly
You can't control everything - Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that
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Jenly
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Jenly
Don't lead me into temptation, I can find the way myself
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Jenly
How many roads must a man walk down, before he admit he is lost?as Bob Dylan didn't say
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typisch Mann , ungeklärte Fragen , veralberte Sprichworte
Jenly
A sister will never forget all the dumb things you've done over the years
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Erinnerung , Geschwister
Jenly
Truly great friends are hard to find difficult to leave and impossible to forget
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Erinnerung , Vergessen
Jenly
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
The best man for the job is a woman
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Jenly
A mind is a terrible thing to waste on housework
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Jenly
Good morning – let the stress begin
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Jenly
We take our kids everywhere but they keep finding their own way back
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Jenly
Without stress my life would be empty
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Jenly
Life's too short to dance with ugly men
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Tanzen
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Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
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Jenly
Laughter is the best medicineEnglish proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Sprichwörtliches , Medizin
Jenly
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life
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Jenly
To have joy one must share it
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Jenly
Friends have a way of speaking without words
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Jenly
When being together is more important than what you do, you are a true friend
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Jenly
There are two things we should give our children: one is roots and the other is wings
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Kinder , Freiheit , Erziehung
Jenly
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
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Jenly
To have a good friend is one of the greatest delights of life.
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Jenly
A friend is, as it were a second self
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Jenly
Wherever you are it is your friend who make you world
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Jenly
Growing old is inevitable - growing up is optional
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Jenly
Smile and the world smiles with you
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Jenly
Life is nothing without friendship
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Jenly
No burden is too heavy when shared with a friend
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Jenly
There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved
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Jenly
Love is a meeting of mindy and beating of hearts
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Jenly
Falling in love is easy - but staying in love is something very specal
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Jenly
Joy is not in things, it is in us
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Jenly
Loyal friends make our lives complete
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Jenly
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day
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Jenly
Having a place to go is a home - Having someone to love is a family
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Familie
Jenly
No road is long with good company
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Jenly
The road to a friend's house is never longDanish proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung
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Sprichwörtliches
Jenly
Men come and go - jewellery lasts forever
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Jenly
Don't do decaf
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Jenly
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today
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Jenly
I made a wish and you came true
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Jenly
Home is where the hugs are
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Jenly
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden
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Geschwister
Jenly
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among the starsLes Brown
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Jenly
When in doubt, add more wine
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Jenly
I tried jogging but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass
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Jenly
Good girls keep diaries; bad girls don't want any evidence
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Jenly
A new pair of shoes can change your whole lifeCinderella
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Zitate
Jenly
Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862
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Tanzen
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If you're smoking in this house you better be on fire
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Jenly
I love mornings – I just wish they came later in the day
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Jenly
Excuse the mess We want you to feel at home
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Jenly
I don't need your attitude - I already have one
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Jenly
I follow two diets - one doesn't give me enough to eat
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
It was the perfect Irish marriage – she didn't want to and he couldn't
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Jenly
An Irish politician is a man of few words – but he uses them often.
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Jenly
Some people don't like the Irish but we're very popular among ourselves.
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Jenly
An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.
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Jenly
My father had a profound influence on me – he was lunatic
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Jenly
If bullshit was music, that fellows word be a brass band
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Jenly
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain accompained by a force nine gale
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The Irish climate is wonderful but the weather ruins it
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I'm an athiest, thank god
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Jenly
Money can't buy friends - but you can get a better class of enemy
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Geld
Jenly
Given the unlikely options of attending a funeral or a sex orgy, a true irishman will always opt for the funeral
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Sex
Jenly
It is lawyer boasted that he got him a suspendet sentence 'they hanged him'
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Jenly
Ireland has one of the world's heaviest rainfalls - If you see an Irishman with a tan, it's rust.
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Jenly
Remember: no rain – no rainbow
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Jenly
Tell the truth – there's less to remember
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Wahrheit
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Dance as if no one were watching
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Tanzen
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Get on your knees and thank the lord you're on your feet
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Jenly
Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege
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Jenly
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're deadIrish blessing Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Wünsche und Segen , Zitate
Jenly
As you slide down the bannisters of life may the splinters never point the wrong way
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Jenly
May you live as long as you want and never als long as you live
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Wünsche und Segen
Jenly
In order to get a loan, you must find prove that you don't need istBob Hope
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Jenly
I know where I'm going and I know the truth and I don't have to be what you want me to be - I'm free to be what I want
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Eine Bank ist Sicherheitsbindung, die sich bein Sturz löstRon Kritzfeld
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Wirtschaftsstrafrecht ist die Wachstumsbranche des Strafrechts.
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Zinsspanne ist jene feine Differenz, die Bankiers zu allen Zeiten ein sorgenfreies Leben garantierte.Ron Kritzfeld
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Das Aktiengesellschaft ist raffinierte Einrichtung zur persönlichen Bereicherung ohne persönliche Verantwortung.Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 1914) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Wer aufhört zu werben, um Geld zu sparen, kann ebenso seine Uhr anhalten, um Zeit zu sparen.Henry Ford Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 7. April 1947) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Geld , Zitate
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Sparmaßnahmen muss man dann ergreifen, wenn man viel Geld verdient. Sobald man in den roten Zahlen ist, ist es zu spät.Jean Paul Getty
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Politik ist nur der Spielraum, den die Wirtschaft ihr lässt.Dieter Hildebrandt
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Politik bedeutet Wählern einzureden, dass politische Gläubigkeit politisches Denken sei.Rudolf Rolfs
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Politik ist die Führung öffentlicher Angelegenheiten zu privatem Vorteil.Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 1914) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Es kann nicht alles ganz richtig sein in der Welt weil die Menschen noch mit Betrügereien regiert werden müssen.Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 24. Februar 1799) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Politik ist ein Streit der Interessen, der sich als Wettstreit der Prinzipien ausgibt.Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 1914) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Politik bedeutet Wettrennen trojanischer PferdeStanisław Jerzy Lec
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Politik bedeutet selbst jammern, wenn man anderen auf die Füße tritt.Henri Tisot
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Politik ist die Kunst, Probleme zu lösen, ohne neue größere zu schaffen
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Politik
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In der Politik wäscht eine Hand die andere, und wenn's mit Schmierseife ist.Ekkehard Fritsch
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Politik ist die Kunst, stets neue Gründe für neue Steuern zu entdecken.Helmar Nahr
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Die Politik ist keine Wissenschaft, wie viele der Herren Professoren sich einbilden, sondern eine Kunst.Otto von Bismarck Der Spruch darf mit Autorenangabe frei verwendet werden, da die urheberrechtliche Schutzfrist abgelaufen ist († 30. Juli 1898) Zur Autorenbiographie
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Man darf niemals 'zu spät' sagen. Auch in der Politik ist es niemals zu spät. Es ist immer Zeit für einen neuen Anfang.Konrad Adenauer
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Politik ist die Kunst, von den Reichen das Geld und von den Armen die Stimmen zu erhalten, beides unter dem Vorwand, die einen vor den anderen schützen zu wollen
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Beliebtheit sollte kein Maßstab für die Wahl von Politikern sein. Wenn es auf die Popularität ankäme, säßen Donald Duck und die Muppets längst im Senat.Orson Welles
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