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Jenly
Love conquers all things – even snorring
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Jenly
I never met a calorie I didn't like
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
Real women don't have hot flushes they have power surges
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
You can't scare me – I have children
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Muttertag
Jenly
Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it.
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Jenly
I'd let myself go but I've already gone
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Jenly
Nine lives and I had to choose this one
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Jenly
Mothers of little boys work from son up to son down
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Muttertag
Jenly
You'll always be my friend – you know too much
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Jenly
People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlyer life
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
Dull women have immaculate houses
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Muttertag
Jenly
Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a Daddy
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Vatertag
Jenly
When I count my blessings I always count you twice
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Muttertag
Jenly
There's nothing better than a good friend - except a good friend with chocolate
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Jenly
Don't try to understand me just love me
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Jenly
Grow old with me the best yet to come
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Jenly
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start warking at living
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Jenly
If mothers were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick
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Muttertag
Jenly
If we can put a man on the moon how came we can't put them all there
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Jenly
If your dog thinks you're the best don't seek a second opinion
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Tiere
Jenly
Friends are the familiy we choose for ourselves
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Jenly
You can touch the dust but please don't write in it
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Jenly
Friends are like flowers, they brighten your day
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Jenly
I would be unstoppable - if I could just get started
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Jenly
Mothers hold their children hands a while and their hearts forever
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Kinder , Familie , Babys , Muttertag