Sprüche
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A new pair of shoes can change your whole lifeCinderella
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Zitate
Jenly
Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862
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Tanzen
Jenly
If you're smoking in this house you better be on fire
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Jenly
I love mornings – I just wish they came later in the day
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Jenly
Excuse the mess We want you to feel at home
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Jenly
I don't need your attitude - I already have one
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Jenly
I follow two diets - one doesn't give me enough to eat
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
It was the perfect Irish marriage – she didn't want to and he couldn't
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Jenly
An Irish politician is a man of few words – but he uses them often.
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Jenly
Some people don't like the Irish but we're very popular among ourselves.
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Jenly
An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.
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Jenly
My father had a profound influence on me – he was lunatic
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Jenly
If bullshit was music, that fellows word be a brass band
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Jenly
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain accompained by a force nine gale
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Jenly
The Irish climate is wonderful but the weather ruins it
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Jenly
I'm an athiest, thank god
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Jenly
Money can't buy friends - but you can get a better class of enemy
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Geld
Jenly
Given the unlikely options of attending a funeral or a sex orgy, a true irishman will always opt for the funeral
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Sex
Jenly
It is lawyer boasted that he got him a suspendet sentence 'they hanged him'
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Jenly
Ireland has one of the world's heaviest rainfalls - If you see an Irishman with a tan, it's rust.
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Jenly
Remember: no rain – no rainbow
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Jenly
Tell the truth – there's less to remember
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Wahrheit
Jenly
Dance as if no one were watching
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Tanzen
Jenly
Get on your knees and thank the lord you're on your feet
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Jenly
Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege
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