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Jenly
I do not suffer from stress, but I am a carrier
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Jenly
If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
When friends meet hearts warm
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Jenly
Every day is a gift - that is why we call it the present
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Jenly
Three things real men can't say: "I'm wrong" "I'm lost" "I can't fix it"
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Jenly
I keep losing weight but it keeps finding me
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Essen , Figur
Jenly
You're nobody until you've been ignored by a cat
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
Mum's are like buttons – they hold things together
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Jenly
A successfull man makes more money than his wife can spend A successfull woman is one who can find such a man
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Geld
Jenly
Warning: I have attitude and I know how to use it
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Jenly
Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers – walking up does
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Jenly
I didn't say it was your fault, I say I was going to blame you
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Jenly
Just when I'm about to make ends meet, someone moves the ends
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Jenly
Don't start with me – you will not win
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Jenly
The years have been kind to you – it's the weekends that have done the damage
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Jenly
Home is where your cat is
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Abschied , Trennung
Jenly
I've one nerve left and you're getting on it
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Jenly
I used to have a handle on life - but it broke
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Jenly
Stress is when your tummy says "no way" and your mouth says "no problem"
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Jenly
This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me
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Jenly
A man's got to do what a man's got to do A woman must do what he can't
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Jenly
Chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy
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Jenly
You can't control everything - Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that
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Jenly
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Jenly
Don't lead me into temptation, I can find the way myself
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Jenly
How many roads must a man walk down, before he admit he is lost?as Bob Dylan didn't say
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typisch Mann , ungeklärte Fragen , veralberte Sprichworte
Jenly
A sister will never forget all the dumb things you've done over the years
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Erinnerung , Geschwister
Jenly
Truly great friends are hard to find difficult to leave and impossible to forget
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Erinnerung , Vergessen
Jenly
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
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Katzen , Tiere
Jenly
The best man for the job is a woman
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Jenly
A mind is a terrible thing to waste on housework
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Jenly
Good morning – let the stress begin
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Jenly
We take our kids everywhere but they keep finding their own way back
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Jenly
Without stress my life would be empty
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Jenly
Life's too short to dance with ugly men
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Tanzen
Jenly
Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
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Jenly
Laughter is the best medicineEnglish proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung Zur Autorenbiographie
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Sprichwörtliches , Medizin
Jenly
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life
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Jenly
To have joy one must share it
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Jenly
Friends have a way of speaking without words
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Jenly
When being together is more important than what you do, you are a true friend
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Jenly
There are two things we should give our children: one is roots and the other is wings
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Kinder , Freiheit , Erziehung
Jenly
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
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Jenly
To have a good friend is one of the greatest delights of life.
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Jenly
A friend is, as it were a second self
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Jenly
Wherever you are it is your friend who make you world
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Jenly
Growing old is inevitable - growing up is optional
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Jenly
Smile and the world smiles with you
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Jenly
Life is nothing without friendship
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