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This life must be a test
- if it were the real thing
we'd be given better instructions
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Jenly |
Anyone who says you can't buy happiness
has forgotten about kittens
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Katzen
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Jenly |
You will do foolish things,
but do them with enthusiasm
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Jenly |
You have to kiss a lot of frogs
to find a prince
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Jenly |
There are speacial people
who touch our lives in a certain way
and having known them we will never be the same
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Jenly |
Love for a daughter is like a rose,
each passing day it grows and grows
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Jenly |
Think deeply,
speak gently,
love much,
laugh loud,
work hard,
give friendly
and be kind
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Jenly |
I do not suffer from stress,
but I am a carrier
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Jenly |
If you want the best seat in the house,
you'll have to move the cat
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Katzen, Tiere
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Jenly |
When friends meet
hearts warm
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Jenly |
Every day is a gift
- that is why we call it the present
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Jenly |
Three things real men can't say:
"I'm wrong"
"I'm lost"
"I can't fix it"
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Jenly |
I keep losing weight
but it keeps finding me
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Essen, Figur
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Jenly |
You're nobody
until you've been ignored by a cat
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Katzen, Tiere
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Jenly |
Mum's are like buttons
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Jenly |
A successfull man makes more money
than his wife can spend
A successfull woman is one
who can find such a man
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Geld
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Jenly |
Warning:
I have attitude and I know how to use it
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Jenly |
Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers
– walking up does
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Jenly |
I didn't say it was your fault,
I say I was going to blame you
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Jenly |
Just when I'm about to make ends meet,
someone moves the ends
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Jenly |
Don't start with me
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Jenly |
The years have been kind to you
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Jenly |
Home is where your cat is
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Katzen, Tiere
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Jenly |
How can I miss you
if you won't go away?
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Abschied, Trennung
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Jenly |
I've one nerve left
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Jenly |
I used to have a handle on life
- but it broke
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Jenly |
Stress is when your tummy says "no way"
and your mouth says "no problem"
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Jenly |
This would be really funny
if it wasn't happening to me
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Jenly |
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do
A woman must do
what he can't
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Jenly |
Chocolate is proof
that god wants us to be happy
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Jenly |
You can't control everything
- Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that
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Jenly |
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Jenly |
Don't lead me into temptation,
I can find the way myself
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Jenly |
How many roads must a man walk down,
before he admit he is lost?
as Bob Dylan didn't say
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typisch Mann, ungeklärte Fragen, veralberte Sprichworte
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Jenly |
A sister will never forget
all the dumb things
you've done over the years
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Erinnerung, Geschwister
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Jenly |
Truly great friends are hard to find
difficult to leave
and impossible to forget
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Erinnerung, Vergessen
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Jenly |
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
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Katzen, Tiere
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Jenly |
The best man for the job
is a woman
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Jenly |
A mind is a terrible thing
to waste on housework
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Jenly |
Good morning – let the stress begin
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Jenly |
We take our kids everywhere
but they keep finding their own way back
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Jenly |
Without stress my life would be empty
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Jenly |
Life's too short to dance with ugly men
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Tanzen
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Jenly |
Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
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Jenly |
Laughter is the best medicine
English proverb  Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung
 Zur Autorenbiographie
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Sprichwörtliches, Medizin
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Jenly |
Nothing is more beautiful than the love
that has weathered the storms of life
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Jenly |
To have joy one must share it
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Jenly |
Friends have a way of speaking without words
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Jenly |
When being together
is more important than what you do,
you are a true friend
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Jenly |
There are two things we should give our children:
one is roots and the other is wings
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Kinder, Freiheit, Erziehung
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Jenly |
Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
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Jenly |
To have a good friend
is one of the greatest delights of life.
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Jenly |
A friend is,
as it were a second self
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Jenly |
Wherever you are
it is your friend who make you world
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Jenly |
Growing old is inevitable
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Jenly |
Smile and the world smiles with you
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Jenly |
Life is nothing without friendship
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Jenly |
No burden is too heavy
when shared with a friend
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Jenly |
There is only one happiness in life,
to love and to be loved
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Jenly |
Love is a meeting of mindy and beating of hearts
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Jenly |
Falling in love is easy
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Jenly |
Joy is not in things,
it is in us
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Jenly |
Loyal friends make our lives complete
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Jenly |
There is no such thing in anyone's life
as an unimportant day
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Jenly |
Having a place to go is a home
- Having someone to love is a family
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No road is long with good company
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The road to a friend's house is never long
Danish proverb  Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung
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Jenly |
Men come and go
- jewellery lasts forever
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Jenly |
Don't do decaf
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Just when I was getting used to yesterday,
along came today
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I made a wish
and you came true
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Jenly |
Home is where the hugs are
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Jenly |
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden
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Shoot for the moon,
even if you miss you will land among the stars
Les Brown
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Jenly |
When in doubt,
add more wine
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I tried jogging
but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass
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Jenly |
Good girls keep diaries;
bad girls don't want any evidence
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Jenly |
A new pair of shoes can change your whole life
Cinderella
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Jenly |
Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862
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Tanzen
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Jenly |
If you're smoking in this house
you better be on fire
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Jenly |
I love mornings
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Jenly |
Excuse the mess
We want you to feel at home
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Jenly |
I don't need your attitude
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I follow two diets
- one doesn't give me enough to eat
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Essen, Figur
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Jenly |
It was the perfect Irish marriage
– she didn't want to and he couldn't
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Jenly |
An Irish politician is a man of few words
– but he uses them often.
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Jenly |
Some people don't like the Irish
but we're very popular among ourselves.
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Jenly |
An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.
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Jenly |
My father had a profound influence on me
– he was lunatic
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Jenly |
If bullshit was music,
that fellows word be a brass band
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Jenly |
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain
accompained by a force nine gale
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Jenly |
The Irish climate is wonderful
but the weather ruins it
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Jenly |
I'm an athiest, thank god
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Jenly |
Money can't buy friends
- but you can get a better class of enemy
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Geld
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Given the unlikely options of attending a funeral or a sex orgy,
a true irishman will always opt for the funeral
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Sex
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It is lawyer boasted
that he got him a suspendet sentence
'they hanged him'
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Jenly |
Ireland has one of the world's heaviest rainfalls
- If you see an Irishman with a tan, it's rust.
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Remember:
no rain – no rainbow
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Jenly |
Tell the truth
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Wahrheit
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Jenly |
Dance as if no one were watching
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