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Mell
Du willst es, bekommst es - du willst es nicht mehr
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Joha
Hope. It is the one thing stronger than fear. A little hope is good - a lot of hope is dangerous.President Snow in "The Hunger Games"
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Mell
Warum ich lache? - Weil ich dir im Gedanken eine rein haue
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Mell
Ich hasse nicht dich, sondern die Person die du jetzt bist
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erka
Ohne das Du und das Wir verkümmert mein Ich.Rainer Kaune Nichtkommerzielle (!) Weitergabe des Spruches mit Autorenangabe ist erlaubt. Zur Autorenbiographie
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Joha
Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
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Joha
A cat. It does not hate you because of your ethnicity, your sexuality, you gender, your appeareance or your religion. It hates you because it's a cat.
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Joha
Games - the only legal place to kill stupid people
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Joha
My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Pretty much the same thing.
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Joha
s[he's] br[ok]en.
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Joha
You give me the feeling people write novels about. Criminal novels with serial killers for main characters.
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Joha
People who exercise live longer but those extra years are spent in the gym.
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Sport
Joha
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
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Joha
This is nothing personal, but - I hope you step on a LEGO.
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Joha
We will kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.
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Joha
I'm not pregnant. Just fat.
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Joha
I hate being sexy but somebody has to do it.
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Joha
I have the body of a God. Unfortunately it's Buddha.
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Quotus
Bewunderung kann die Lücke nicht füllen, die für die Liebe vorgesehen istaus "J. Edgar"
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Joha
Don't grow up! It's a trap.
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Joha
We never really grow up. We learn how to act in public.
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Joha
We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your stupid ass.
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Joha
I don't have friends. I have enemies I hate less.
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Joha
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
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Joha
When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them "No, I went to films".Quentin Tarantino
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