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Just when I was getting used to yesterday,
along came today
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Jenly |
I made a wish
and you came true
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Jenly |
Home is where the hugs are
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Jenly |
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden
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Geschwister
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Jenly |
Shoot for the moon,
even if you miss you will land among the stars
Les Brown
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Jenly |
When in doubt,
add more wine
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Jenly |
I tried jogging
but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass
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Jenly |
Good girls keep diaries;
bad girls don't want any evidence
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Jenly |
A new pair of shoes can change your whole life
Cinderella
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Zitate
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Jenly |
Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862
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Tanzen
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Jenly |
If you're smoking in this house
you better be on fire
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Jenly |
I love mornings
– I just wish they came later in the day
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Jenly |
Excuse the mess
We want you to feel at home
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Jenly |
I don't need your attitude
- I already have one
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Jenly |
I follow two diets
- one doesn't give me enough to eat
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Essen, Figur
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Jenly |
It was the perfect Irish marriage
– she didn't want to and he couldn't
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Jenly |
An Irish politician is a man of few words
– but he uses them often.
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Jenly |
Some people don't like the Irish
but we're very popular among ourselves.
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Jenly |
An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.
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Jenly |
My father had a profound influence on me
– he was lunatic
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Jenly |
If bullshit was music,
that fellows word be a brass band
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Jenly |
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain
accompained by a force nine gale
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Jenly |
The Irish climate is wonderful
but the weather ruins it
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Jenly |
I'm an athiest, thank god
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Jenly |
Money can't buy friends
- but you can get a better class of enemy
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Geld
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