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Tanja  |
Live and don't learn, that's us.
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Tanja |
Well, remember what you said,
because in a day or two,
I'll have a witty and blistering retort!
You'll be devastated then!
Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Tanja |
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child.
She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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Kinder, aus Comics, Muttertag
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Tanja |
The problem with the people is,
that they are only human.
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Tanja |
I think the night is dark
so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
Calvin in "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Tanja |
Things are never quite as scary
when you've got a best friend.
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Tanja |
Sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.
– That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
from "Calvin & Hobbes" by Bill Watterson
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Tanja |
I don't remember much of anything until I was three years old.
Half of my life is a complete blank!
I must've been brainwashed.
Good heavens, what kind of sicko would brainwash an infant?
And what did I know what someone wanted me to forget?
Boy, am I mysterious.
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Tanja |
Life's disappointments are harder to take
when you don't know any swear words.
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Tanja |
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.
If we're in each other's dreams,
we can be together all the time.
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Tanja |
People think it must be fun to be a super genius,
but they don't realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Tanja |
Sometimes I think the surest sign
that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is that none of it has tried to contact us
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Tanja |
Girls are like slugs.
They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.
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Tanja |
History is the fiction we invent
to persuade ourselves that events are knowable
and that life has order and direction
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Tanja |
To make a bad day worse,
spend it wishing for the impossible.
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Tanja |
There's no problem so awful
that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse
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Tanja |
You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid?
Well, mine are even worse!
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Tanja |
You know, there are times
when it's a source of personal pride to not be human
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Tiere, aus Comics, typisch Mensch
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Tanja |
Why should I have to work for everything?!
It's like saying I don't deserve it!
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Tanja |
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Tanja |
Weekends don't count
unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Tanja |
It's not denial.
I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
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The problem with the future is
that it keeps turning into the present.
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Tanja |
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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I won't eat any cereal
that doesn't turn the milk purple.
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