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Oh, großer Altar der passiven Unterhaltung, gewähre mir deine verwirrenden Bilder in solchem Tempo, dass lineares Denken unmöglich wird.
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
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You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human
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Tiere, aus Comics, typisch Mensch
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You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!
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To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction
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Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
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I don't remember much of anything until I was three years old. Half of my life is a complete blank! I must've been brainwashed.
Good heavens, what kind of sicko would brainwash an infant?
And what did I know what someone wanted me to forget?
Boy, am I mysterious.
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Kinder, aus Comics, Erinnerung, Vergessen
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Sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place. – That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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Kinder, aus Comics, Muttertag
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Es ist schwer, fromm zu sein, wenn auf gewisse Menschen nie ein Blitzstrahl niedersaust.
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Das Problem mit der Zukunft ist, dass sie zur Gegenwart wird.
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Menschen, die nostalgisch an ihre Kindheit zurückdenken, waren offensichtlich niemals selbst Kinder.
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aus Comics, Erziehung, Erwachsenwerden
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Vati, wie lösen Soldaten, die sich gegenseitig umbringen, die Probleme der Welt?
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Krieg, aus Comics
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Wenn wir doch alle früher oder später sterben müssen, was hat es da für einen Sinn, etwas über ganze Zahlen zu lernen?
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Live and don't learn, that's us.
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Ich erhebe meine Launen ganz pragmatisch zu Prinzipien.
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