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14.10.2006 - 19:11
Given the unlikely options of attending a funeral or a sex orgy,
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Sprache Spruch
14.10.2006 - 23:24
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern , Ironie
This life must be a test - if it were the real thing we'd b…
14.10.2006 - 23:24
Jenly
7,00
Weisheiten
Katzen
Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has forgotten about…
14.10.2006 - 23:23
Jenly
0,00
Charakter
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm
14.10.2006 - 23:22
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern
You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince
14.10.2006 - 23:21
Jenly
0,00
Miteinander , Weisheiten
There are speacial people who touch our lives in a certain…
14.10.2006 - 23:18
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern
Love for a daughter is like a rose, each passing day it gro…
14.10.2006 - 23:17
Jenly
9,00
Ratschläge
Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loud, work har…
14.10.2006 - 23:15
Jenly
5,00
Ironie
I do not suffer from stress, but I am a carrier
14.10.2006 - 21:11
Jenly
5,50
Weisheiten , Ironie
Katzen , Tiere
If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move…
14.10.2006 - 21:11
Jenly
0,00
Freundschaft , Weisheiten
When friends meet hearts warm
14.10.2006 - 21:07
Jenly
6,67
Zeit , Wortspiele
Every day is a gift - that is why we call it the present
14.10.2006 - 21:06
Jenly
0,00
Mann & Frau
Three things real men can't say: "I'm wrong" "I'm lost" "I…
14.10.2006 - 21:05
Jenly
0,00
Wortspiele , Ironie
Essen , Figur
I keep losing weight but it keeps finding me
14.10.2006 - 21:04
Jenly
9,00
Miteinander , Ironie
Katzen , Tiere
You're nobody until you've been ignored by a cat
14.10.2006 - 21:03
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern
Mum's are like buttons – they hold things together
14.10.2006 - 21:03
Jenly
7,00
Mann & Frau
Geld
A successfull man makes more money than his wife can spend…
14.10.2006 - 21:02
Jenly
0,00
Ironie , Fun
Warning: I have attitude and I know how to use it
14.10.2006 - 21:02
Jenly
0,00
Ironie
Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers – walking up does
14.10.2006 - 21:02
Jenly
0,00
Wortspiele , Gemeines
I didn't say it was your fault, I say I was going to blame…
14.10.2006 - 21:01
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines , Ironie
Just when I'm about to make ends meet, someone moves the en…
14.10.2006 - 21:01
Jenly
0,00
Ratschläge
Don't start with me – you will not win
14.10.2006 - 20:59
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
The years have been kind to you – it's the weekends that ha…
14.10.2006 - 20:58
Jenly
0,00
Weisheiten
Katzen , Tiere
Home is where your cat is
14.10.2006 - 20:58
Jenly
0,00
Ironie
Abschied , Trennung
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
14.10.2006 - 20:57
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
I've one nerve left and you're getting on it
14.10.2006 - 20:56
Jenly
0,00
Ironie
I used to have a handle on life - but it broke
14.10.2006 - 20:56
Jenly
8,00
Weisheiten
Stress is when your tummy says "no way" and your mouth says…
14.10.2006 - 20:54
Jenly
0,00
Weisheiten , Ironie
This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me
14.10.2006 - 20:54
Jenly
0,00
Mann & Frau
A man's got to do what a man's got to do A woman must do wh…
14.10.2006 - 20:53
Jenly
0,00
Fun
Chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy
14.10.2006 - 20:53
Jenly
6,50
Gemeines , Fun , Weisheiten
You can't control everything - Your hair was put on your he…
14.10.2006 - 20:52
Jenly
0,00
Miteinander , Ironie
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
14.10.2006 - 20:51
Jenly
0,00
Wortspiele , Fun
Don't lead me into temptation, I can find the way myself
14.10.2006 - 20:47
Jenly
0,00
as Bob Dylan didn't say
Mann & Frau , Wortspiele
typisch Mann , ungeklärte Fragen , veralberte Sprichworte
How many roads must a man walk down, before he admit he is…
14.10.2006 - 20:46
Jenly
7,00
Miteinander
Erinnerung , Geschwister
A sister will never forget all the dumb things you've done…
14.10.2006 - 20:46
Jenly
9,00
Freundschaft , Weisheiten
Erinnerung , Vergessen
Truly great friends are hard to find difficult to leave and…
14.10.2006 - 20:44
Jenly
7,00
Weisheiten
Katzen , Tiere
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
14.10.2006 - 20:44
Jenly
0,00
Mann & Frau
The best man for the job is a woman
14.10.2006 - 20:43
Jenly
0,00
Weisheiten
A mind is a terrible thing to waste on housework
14.10.2006 - 20:43
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
Good morning – let the stress begin
14.10.2006 - 20:43
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
We take our kids everywhere but they keep finding their own…
14.10.2006 - 20:42
Jenly
3,00
Weisheiten , Tiefsinniges
Without stress my life would be empty
14.10.2006 - 20:41
Jenly
7,00
Mann & Frau
Tanzen
Life's too short to dance with ugly men
14.10.2006 - 20:40
Jenly
0,00
Ironie , Weisheiten , Gemeines
Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
14.10.2006 - 20:38
Jenly
0,00
English proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung
Weisheiten
Sprichwörtliches , Medizin
Laughter is the best medicine
14.10.2006 - 20:37
Jenly
0,00
Liebe , Weisheiten
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered…
14.10.2006 - 20:35
Jenly
0,00
Ratschläge , Weisheiten
To have joy one must share it
14.10.2006 - 20:32
Jenly
5,00
Freundschaft , Weisheiten
Friends have a way of speaking without words
14.10.2006 - 20:28
Jenly
0,00
Freundschaft , Weisheiten
When being together is more important than what you do, you…
14.10.2006 - 20:27
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern , Miteinander
Kinder , Freiheit , Erziehung
There are two things we should give our children: one is ro…
14.10.2006 - 20:26
Jenly
9,40
Freundschaft , Weisheiten , Metaphern
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only tru…
14.10.2006 - 20:25
Jenly
9,00
Freundschaft
To have a good friend is one of the greatest delights of li…
14.10.2006 - 20:25
Jenly
7,00
Freundschaft , Metaphern
A friend is, as it were a second self
14.10.2006 - 20:24
Jenly
0,00
Freundschaft
Wherever you are it is your friend who make you world
14.10.2006 - 20:24
Jenly
0,00
Zeit , Tiefsinniges
Growing old is inevitable - growing up is optional
14.10.2006 - 20:22
Jenly
5,50
Weisheiten , Miteinander , Ratschläge
Smile and the world smiles with you
14.10.2006 - 20:22
Jenly
0,00
Freundschaft , Weisheiten
Life is nothing without friendship
14.10.2006 - 20:21
Jenly
5,50
Freundschaft , Weisheiten
No burden is too heavy when shared with a friend
14.10.2006 - 20:20
Jenly
0,00
Liebe , Weisheiten , Glück
There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be love…
14.10.2006 - 20:19
Jenly
7,67
Liebe
Love is a meeting of mindy and beating of hearts
14.10.2006 - 20:18
Jenly
0,00
Liebe , Weisheiten
Falling in love is easy - but staying in love is something…
14.10.2006 - 20:18
Jenly
10,00
Weisheiten
Joy is not in things, it is in us
14.10.2006 - 20:18
Jenly
0,00
Freundschaft , Weisheiten , Miteinander
Loyal friends make our lives complete
14.10.2006 - 20:18
Jenly
0,00
Zeit , Tiefsinniges
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant d…
14.10.2006 - 20:13
Jenly
9,00
Weisheiten
Familie
Having a place to go is a home - Having someone to love is…
14.10.2006 - 20:05
Jenly
0,00
Wege , Miteinander
No road is long with good company
14.10.2006 - 20:04
Jenly
0,00
Danish proverb Allgemeingut zur freien Verwendung
Metaphern , Wege
Sprichwörtliches
The road to a friend's house is never long
14.10.2006 - 20:03
Jenly
7,33
Mann & Frau
Men come and go - jewellery lasts forever
14.10.2006 - 20:02
Jenly
0,00
Ratschläge , Weisheiten
Don't do decaf
14.10.2006 - 20:01
Jenly
0,00
Zeit , Ironie
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today
14.10.2006 - 19:56
Jenly
8,00
Wortspiele
I made a wish and you came true
14.10.2006 - 19:56
Jenly
5,50
Tiefsinniges
Home is where the hugs are
14.10.2006 - 19:56
Jenly
6,50
Miteinander , Metaphern
Geschwister
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden
14.10.2006 - 19:56
Jenly
7,00
Les Brown
Ratschläge , Weisheiten , Metaphern
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among th…
14.10.2006 - 19:55
Jenly
0,00
Ratschläge , Ironie
When in doubt, add more wine
14.10.2006 - 19:55
Jenly
0,00
Ironie
I tried jogging but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass
14.10.2006 - 19:54
Jenly
8,00
Gemeines , Ironie
Good girls keep diaries; bad girls don't want any evidence
14.10.2006 - 19:52
Jenly
6,75
Cinderella
Metaphern , Tiefsinniges
Zitate
A new pair of shoes can change your whole life
14.10.2006 - 19:52
Jenly
6,50
Gemeines
Tanzen
Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862
14.10.2006 - 19:51
Jenly
0,00
Ratschläge , Gemeines , Wortspiele
If you're smoking in this house you better be on fire
14.10.2006 - 19:50
Jenly
8,00
Ironie
I love mornings – I just wish they came later in the day
14.10.2006 - 19:49
Jenly
9,00
Gemeines
Excuse the mess We want you to feel at home
14.10.2006 - 19:49
Jenly
0,00
Charakter , Gemeines
I don't need your attitude - I already have one
14.10.2006 - 19:46
Jenly
8,00
Ironie
Essen , Figur
I follow two diets - one doesn't give me enough to eat
14.10.2006 - 19:46
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
It was the perfect Irish marriage – she didn't want to and…
14.10.2006 - 19:41
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
An Irish politician is a man of few words – but he uses the…
14.10.2006 - 19:40
Jenly
0,00
Miteinander , Fun , Ironie
Some people don't like the Irish but we're very popular amo…
14.10.2006 - 19:39
Jenly
8,67
Gemeines
An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.
14.10.2006 - 19:39
Jenly
9,00
Gemeines
My father had a profound influence on me – he was lunatic
14.10.2006 - 19:38
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
If bullshit was music, that fellows word be a brass band
14.10.2006 - 19:32
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern
A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain accompained by a…
14.10.2006 - 19:31
Jenly
8,00
Ironie
The Irish climate is wonderful but the weather ruins it
14.10.2006 - 19:25
Jenly
9,00
Religiöses , Ironie , Wortspiele
I'm an athiest, thank god
14.10.2006 - 19:15
Jenly
8,00
Miteinander , Ironie
Geld
Money can't buy friends - but you can get a better class of…
14.10.2006 - 19:11 Jenly 0,00 Gemeines Sex
Given the unlikely options of attending a funeral or a sex…
14.10.2006 - 19:06
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
It is lawyer boasted that he got him a suspendet sentence '…
14.10.2006 - 19:04
Jenly
0,00
Gemeines
Ireland has one of the world's heaviest rainfalls - If you…
14.10.2006 - 19:03
Jenly
0,00
Metaphern , Weisheiten
Remember: no rain – no rainbow
14.10.2006 - 19:02
Jenly
0,00
Ratschläge , Ironie
Wahrheit
Tell the truth – there's less to remember
14.10.2006 - 19:02
Jenly
8,33
Ratschläge
Tanzen
Dance as if no one were watching
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