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Jenly
You will do foolish things,(55 Zeichen)
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs(48 Zeichen)
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There are speacial people(110 Zeichen)
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Love for a daughter is like a rose,(71 Zeichen)
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Think deeply,(87 Zeichen)
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I do not suffer from stress,(47 Zeichen)
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If you want the best seat in the house,(72 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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When friends meet(29 Zeichen)
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Every day is a gift(56 Zeichen)
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Three things real men can't say:(122 Zeichen)
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I keep losing weight(44 Zeichen)
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Essen , Figur
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You're nobody(58 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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Mum's are like buttons(55 Zeichen)
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A successfull man makes more money(109 Zeichen)
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Geld
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Warning:(49 Zeichen)
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Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers(54 Zeichen)
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I didn't say it was your fault,(67 Zeichen)
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Just when I'm about to make ends meet,(66 Zeichen)
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Don't start with me(43 Zeichen)
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The years have been kind to you(82 Zeichen)
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Home is where your cat is(25 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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How can I miss you(45 Zeichen)
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Abschied , Trennung
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I've one nerve left(54 Zeichen)
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I used to have a handle on life(46 Zeichen)
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Stress is when your tummy says "no way"(92 Zeichen)
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This would be really funny(60 Zeichen)
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A man's got to do(85 Zeichen)
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Chocolate is proof(48 Zeichen)
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You can't control everything(88 Zeichen)
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion(34 Zeichen)
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Don't lead me into temptation,(61 Zeichen)
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How many roads must a man walk down,(as Bob Dylan didn't say ) (95 Zeichen)
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typisch Mann , ungeklärte Fragen , veralberte Sprichworte
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A sister will never forget(78 Zeichen)
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Erinnerung , Geschwister
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Truly great friends are hard to find(80 Zeichen)
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Erinnerung , Vergessen
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Cats leave pawprints on your heart(34 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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The best man for the job(35 Zeichen)
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A mind is a terrible thing(48 Zeichen)
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Good morning – let the stress begin(35 Zeichen)
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We take our kids everywhere(68 Zeichen)
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Without stress my life would be empty(37 Zeichen)
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Life's too short to dance with ugly men(44 Zeichen)
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Tanzen
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Organised people are just too lazy to look for things(53 Zeichen)
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Laughter is the best medicine(English proverb ) (47 Zeichen)
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Sprichwörtliches , Medizin
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Nothing is more beautiful than the love(77 Zeichen)
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To have joy one must share it(29 Zeichen)
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Friends have a way of speaking without words(44 Zeichen)
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When being together(77 Zeichen)
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There are two things we should give our children:(85 Zeichen)
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Kinder , Freiheit , Erziehung
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Many people will walk in and out of your life,(104 Zeichen)
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To have a good friend(62 Zeichen)
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A friend is,(37 Zeichen)
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Wherever you are(53 Zeichen)
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Growing old is inevitable(50 Zeichen)
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Smile and the world smiles with you(35 Zeichen)
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Life is nothing without friendship(34 Zeichen)
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No burden is too heavy(48 Zeichen)
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There is only one happiness in life,(60 Zeichen)
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Love is a meeting of mindy and beating of hearts(48 Zeichen)
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Falling in love is easy(70 Zeichen)
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Joy is not in things,(33 Zeichen)
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Loyal friends make our lives complete(37 Zeichen)
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There is no such thing in anyone's life(66 Zeichen)
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Having a place to go is a home(67 Zeichen)
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Familie
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No road is long with good company(33 Zeichen)
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The road to a friend's house is never long(Danish proverb ) (64 Zeichen)
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Sprichwörtliches
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Men come and go(41 Zeichen)
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Don't do decaf(19 Zeichen)
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Just when I was getting used to yesterday,(59 Zeichen)
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I made a wish(31 Zeichen)
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Home is where the hugs are(26 Zeichen)
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Sisters are different flowers from the same garden(50 Zeichen)
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Geschwister
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Shoot for the moon,(Les Brown ) (78 Zeichen)
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When in doubt,(28 Zeichen)
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I tried jogging(60 Zeichen)
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Good girls keep diaries;(63 Zeichen)
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A new pair of shoes can change your whole life(Cinderella ) (59 Zeichen)
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Zitate
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Beer: Helping white men dance since 1862(40 Zeichen)
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Tanzen
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If you're smoking in this house(58 Zeichen)
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I love mornings(56 Zeichen)
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Excuse the mess(43 Zeichen)
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I don't need your attitude(52 Zeichen)
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I follow two diets(59 Zeichen)
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Essen , Figur
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It was the perfect Irish marriage(80 Zeichen)
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An Irish politician is a man of few words(67 Zeichen)
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Some people don't like the Irish(82 Zeichen)
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An Irish queer is a fellow who prefers women to drink.(54 Zeichen)
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My father had a profound influence on me(57 Zeichen)
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If bullshit was music,(56 Zeichen)
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A fine soft day is a day of incessant rain(75 Zeichen)
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The Irish climate is wonderful(55 Zeichen)
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I'm an athiest, thank god(30 Zeichen)
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Money can't buy friends(70 Zeichen)
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Geld
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Given the unlikely options of attending a funeral or a sex orgy,(112 Zeichen)
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Sex
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It is lawyer boasted(85 Zeichen)
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Ireland has one of the world's heaviest rainfalls(107 Zeichen)
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Remember:(30 Zeichen)
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Tell the truth(46 Zeichen)
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Wahrheit
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Dance as if no one were watching(32 Zeichen)
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Tanzen
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Get on your knees and thank the lord you're on your feet(61 Zeichen)
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Do not resent growing old,(56 Zeichen)
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