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Jenly
The talent is in the choices(28 Zeichen)
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on(68 Zeichen)
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Dream as if you'll live forever - Live as if you'll die today(James Dean ) (84 Zeichen)
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Zitate
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Life is hard - let's take a nap(36 Zeichen)
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Love is more than the entanglement of two hearts, it is the entwining of two lives, forever(91 Zeichen)
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There are no ordinary cats(26 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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Hold tenderly that which you cherish(36 Zeichen)
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Age is mind over matter if you don't it doesn't matter(64 Zeichen)
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Love doesn't make the world go round but it makes the ride worthwhile(74 Zeichen)
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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable(61 Zeichen)
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Kinder
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Life is full of surprises(25 Zeichen)
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Life is a journey and love is what makes that journey worthwhile(64 Zeichen)
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A hug is the shortest distance between friends(46 Zeichen)
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Special times, special places, special friends together - The moments pass so quickly but the memories last forever(115 Zeichen)
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Poesiealbum , Erinnerung
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Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts(54 Zeichen)
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Familie
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With true friends we can be ourselves(37 Zeichen)
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Where there is love, there is laughter(38 Zeichen)
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Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the storm(111 Zeichen)
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If cats could talk, they would lie to you(41 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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Never understimate a child's ability to get into more trouble(66 Zeichen)
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Kinder , typisch Kinder
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This life must be a test - if it were the real thing we'd be given better instructions(91 Zeichen)
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Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has forgotten about kittens(72 Zeichen)
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Katzen
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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm(55 Zeichen)
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince(48 Zeichen)
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There are speacial people who touch our lives in a certain way and having known them we will never be the same(110 Zeichen)
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Love for a daughter is like a rose, each passing day it grows and grows(71 Zeichen)
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Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loud, work hard, give friendly and be kind(87 Zeichen)
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I do not suffer from stress, but I am a carrier(47 Zeichen)
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If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat(72 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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When friends meet hearts warm(29 Zeichen)
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Every day is a gift - that is why we call it the present(56 Zeichen)
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Three things real men can't say: "I'm wrong" "I'm lost" "I can't fix it"(122 Zeichen)
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I keep losing weight but it keeps finding me(44 Zeichen)
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Essen , Figur
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You're nobody until you've been ignored by a cat(58 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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Mum's are like buttons – they hold things together(55 Zeichen)
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A successfull man makes more money than his wife can spend A successfull woman is one who can find such a man(109 Zeichen)
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Geld
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Warning: I have attitude and I know how to use it(49 Zeichen)
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Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers – walking up does(54 Zeichen)
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I didn't say it was your fault, I say I was going to blame you(67 Zeichen)
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Just when I'm about to make ends meet, someone moves the ends(66 Zeichen)
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Don't start with me – you will not win(43 Zeichen)
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The years have been kind to you – it's the weekends that have done the damage(82 Zeichen)
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Home is where your cat is(25 Zeichen)
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Katzen , Tiere
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How can I miss you if you won't go away?(45 Zeichen)
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Abschied , Trennung
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I've one nerve left and you're getting on it(54 Zeichen)
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I used to have a handle on life - but it broke(46 Zeichen)
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Stress is when your tummy says "no way" and your mouth says "no problem"(92 Zeichen)
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This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me(60 Zeichen)
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do A woman must do what he can't(85 Zeichen)
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Chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy(48 Zeichen)
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